Gunn's Korner

Welcome to Gunn’s Korner. Here’s the rules. I get twenty minutes to type random sporadic rants. Or just anything that I feel like typing. After twenty minutes I post what I’ve written. It's early, and I'm bored. I’m up and I have a ridiculous dry mouth. I want to go and get a drink, but time waits for no man.

This is going to be kind of hard, I like to sit around all day and wait for each witty line to come to me. But no. Not with Gunn’s Korner. There will be no pausing to think of witty lines. Witty lines written, will have to come off the cuff.

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Above you will see an example of Witty… lines.

Times running out, so I would like to let you know that I detest anybody who tries to talk to every single celebrity on Twitter like they know them. Please stop, you’re embarrassing yourself. I have seen examples this week, of people I know. Actual real life people I’ve seen with my own eyes, and touched with my own hands… trying to talk to celebrities. By all means mention them. But don’t let me catch you trying to have a conversation with them. Even worse, don’t let me see you try to give them advice about their life. It’s that old problem we have in life where we think we know somebody. Whether it be from what they write on Facebook or Twitter, or from what we read in the papers. Get real. Get a life.

I really wish I called this Gunn’s Korma now.

Because the writings so spicy …..

#winning